Truth Be Told!

Dear Friends,
Taking a page out of Oprah's magazine, I know for sure that:
1. I will never act my age because I don't feel my age.
2. I will never reach Nirvana because I'm incapable of just being.
3. I can do crossword puzzles in English
4. If I don't get fully dressed in the morning, putting on a brassiere later in the day proves to be very challenging.
5. Parenthood is like Hotel California, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!
6. There is a blurry line between relaxation, laziness and depression.
7. People with stupid notions shouldn't be allowed to talk because they influence impressionable minds!
8. Dancing gives me temporary amnesia (what a blessing)!
9. Water has mood elevating properties, whether before my eyes, on my skin or in my body. 
10. I will never fully like, or accept myself.